I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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