Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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