it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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