Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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