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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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