I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I need to align my fucking chakras
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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