He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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