did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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