it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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