C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize