HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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