He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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