Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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