A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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