# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You ruined the universe
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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