Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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