Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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