I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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