Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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