You're completely useless in the revolution.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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