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she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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