I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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