we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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