Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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