absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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