i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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