fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize