I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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