Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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