her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
you never un-have a 4some
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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