whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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