You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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