Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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