When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
we should paint friendship bongs
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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