We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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