I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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