My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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