I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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