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that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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