i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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