I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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