she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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