just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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