We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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