i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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