this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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