so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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