so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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