I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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