a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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