so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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